Drunk Slut + 6 Coppers = Wacky Rape Hijinx! LOLXXX!

February 7th, 2008 11:59 pm by mad mags

Dear CNN Misogynist Douchebags –

On today’s edition of CNN Headline News’ Prime News, anchor Richelle Carey reported on an incident in which an apparently inebriated woman was sexually assaulted by six police officers herunterladen. From the report, I gather that the woman sought refuge in the police station while waiting for a ride in the wee hours of the morning. I guess she didn’t want to be manhandled by some creep on the street download the image editing program free of charge. (Ha! The joke is on her, am I right!?) The “headline” that graced the screen during the entire segment read “SLINKY BABE + 6 COPS = TROUBLE” heart image.

No, really. See:

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Do I really need to explain to you how incredibly vile it is to refer to a sexual assault victim as a “SLINKY BABE”, not to mention, sexual assault itself as “TROUBLE” motorrad spiele kostenlos downloaden? RLY!?

As a police officer is yanking this whore who was clearly asking for it poor woman’s skirt “up to her waist” (in yer own words), you are literally screaming (LITERALLY herunterladen! SCREAMING!) “SLINKY BABE + 6 COPS = TROUBLE” at the victim and the audience.

The headline may as well have read, “Drunk Slut + 6 Cops = Wacky Rape Hijinx strato ssl zertifikat herunterladen! LOLZ!”

Anywho, after firing off a complaint letter to Prime News, I clicked through your site in search of further details on the story samsung cloud herunterladen. Prior to this, I thought – hoped – that the insensitive, victim-blaming, assault-denying headline was the work of a lone closet MRA intern at CNN google earth deutsch kostenlos herunterladen. However, when I located the story – appropriately filed in the “crime” section of CNN’s news stories – I was aghast at the story’s online headline:

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Even the URL got in on the action: cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/02/07/sexy.pics.at.police.station.wndu

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck os x 10.11 el capitan downloaden. Those crazy coppers, fondling drunken hotties down at the station! What will they think of next? Forced tag team anal/oral/vaginal penetration? Maybe a six-spouted golden shower? Who knows! Sure to be plenty o’ LOLZ, though!

You. Make. Me. Sick.

Lowest regards.

– Women everywhere

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