Breaking: Human Head Found In Hamburger

May 31st, 2009 8:58 pm by Kelly Garbato

The Onion reports:
 


 

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Hope y’all don’t mind the flippancy today, as I could seriously use a laugh.

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The Onion: Human Head Found In Hamburger
An Albany, New York man was surprised to find a human head in his Double Whopper at a local Burger King.

The Onion: Domino’s Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.

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