scenes from a vegan marriage
March 24th, 2011 11:04 am by Kelly Garbato
Shane (kidding, obvs): So, do you want to see Hop?
Me: Uh, no.
S: Why not? It’s about an Easter Bunny! Who craps vegan jelly beans!
Me: You don’t know that they’re vegan.
S: Sure they are, if he gives them to you freely.
Me: They’re only vegan jelly beans if he’s a herbivore. If he, say, ingests horse bones so that his body has gelatin with which to manufacture them, then they aren’t vegan.
(Pause.)
Me: I cannot believe that we’re discussing this.
