Who Wore It Better?: Mom’s Bikini Top

July 31st, 2015 5:52 pm by Kelly Garbato

Earlier this week we played an impromptu round of dress-up, and Peedee ended up in my old blue and white Wal-Mart bikini top (which, incidentally, has been stored in the dogs’ costume box for the last decade or two). This is the same top Ralphie sported in the infamous “sexy beast” birthday card.

So who wore it better?

Ralphie

2004-08-06 - RalphieBikini-006 (original)

2004-08-06 - RalphieBikini-003

or Peedee?

2015-07-29 - Playing Dressup - 0024 [flickr]

2015-07-29 - Playing Dressup - 0028 [flickr]

My vote goes to Ralphie. While Peedee is indeed a fine specimen, he lacks Ralphie’s wide chest and ample bosom (singular). See how the extra fabric gathers and flaps around his midsection? SO unattractive. His stylist really should have pinned that back with safety pins or something.

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