Carbs & Rec: Sloppy Adam Sandlers

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Today’s featured meal may be a Tom Haverfood, but imma break with protocol and stick to non-Tom gifs for a change herunterladen. Because HOLY HELL are there a ton of Haverfoods on the menu, and I want to give some of my other favorite characters a little face time. Like April and Jeremy Jamm ps4 version 6.02 herunterladen nicht möglich! Just not in the same frame ’cause I adore April and would never play her like that.

So Adam Sandlers are what Tom calls sandwiches (along with sammies and sandoozles) – and what better sammie to represent Mr mp3 von youtube herunterladen. Sandler than (*drumroll please*) SLOPPY JOES?!?


Yeah, that’s right apple geteilte alben herunterladen. You knew the Lunchlady Land jams were coming. (AGAIN.) You know me so well, mofos free youtube converter chip for free.

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Eat to the Beat: Sloppy Joes & Adam Sandler

Tuesday, October 9th, 2012


The song: “Lunch Lady Land” by Adam Sandler (lyrics)

The foodstuff: Sloppy Joes (with a side of tater tots and carrot sticks) from Vegan Junk Food

The connection: “SLOPPY JOE, SLOP, SLOPPY JOE!”


Sloppy Joes from Vegan Junk Food (0019)

Sloppy Joes, will make you feel twelve years old again how can I download songs from youtube!

Initially I had hoped to pair this song with Tofutti frozen pizza – partially because everyone tells me that they’re reminiscent of the square-shaped, cheapo pizzas served in elementary school cafeterias across the US (in a good way!), but also because they’d make for a handy little “get of jail free” card for this mofo (in which “jail” = “the kitchen”) – but alas, none of my local specialty food stores carry them whatsapp über play store herunterladen. I even have a free coupon, too! Phooey.

In the end, I’m actually kind of glad I had to make an honest-to-goodness meal. Because, really, how could I pair anything but Sloppy Joes with “Lunchlady Land” sims 3 free chip? It’s right there in the refrain:

sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

Sloppy Joe is the hero of this song, fernoodleysakes lieder mit link herunterladen!

Browsing my cookbook collection, I was torn between the Sloppy Joe recipe in Vegan Junk Food (TVP based) and the Snobby Joes in Veganomicon (lentils!) herunterladen. So I let the husband do the tiebreaking, and he opted for Vegan Junk Food.


Sloppy Joes from Vegan Junk Food (0004)

A closer look at the “slop.”

Good call express burn kostenlos download! Lane Gold’s vegan Sloppy Joes are delicious and relatively easy to make. It’s been ages since I’ve had Sloppy Joes – well before my vegan or even vegetarian days – but Gold really nailed the taste and texture minecraft version 1.13 herunterladen. The look, even! With the help of lots of tasty seasonings, like onion, garlic, vegan Worcestershire sauce, balsamic vinegar, tomato sauce, tomato paste, brown sugar, and possibly some other goodies that I can’t remember at the moment lange youtube videos downloaden kostenlos.

The hardest part is messing with the reconstituted TVP (texturized vegetable protein), which you have to soak in a mix of vegan beef broth, and then drain and pat dry with kitchen towels google agenda app download. I was able to get around wasting paper towels (or dirtying cloth ones; I wasn’t 100% sure which I was supposed to use) by pressing the TVP in a small salad drainer/colander herunterladen. It has smaller holes than normal pasta colanders, so very little TVP escaped. Its tiny size also made it super-easy to catch most of the broth in a measuring cup; you add a little extra to the Sloppy Joe, um, “slop” for extra flavoring. Plan on making soup the next day with your leftover broth!

Served with tots and carrot sticks because, hello!, cafeteria food! Sweet potato tots would be a nice touch, but too fancy for today’s purposes.


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Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Just a quick note to let y’all know why I’ve been absent from the blog for a few days, and probably will be for a few more itunes downloaden android.

Saturday the Mr. and I spent the day thinning out the juniper saplings behind our house, before they sprout into big Mr. and Mrs. Juniper Trees (and we have to pay the pros to chainsaw ’em down), and – well, it never even occurred to me that I might be allergic to the damn things, even though possibility should have at least crossed my mind, seeing as my skin is allergic to everything netflix movies jdownloader. So I broke out in a massive red, blistery rash on Sunday, and have been hopped up (down, rather) on Benadryl and Melatonin ever since. Only, even with enough downers in my system to knock out my 200-pound husband for a night, I can’t sleep but four hours without waking up with a horrid case of the itchies windows xp kostenlos deutsch. I’d say about 30% of my body is covered in what I can only describe as a weird mix of poison ivy rashes, road burns and chemical burns, no lie. Google for pics of “poison ivy rash,” and maybe the worst picture you find will remotely resemble what I currently look like music download for free youtube mp4. Maybe.

I finally sucked it up and went to see my local RN today, and I’m happy to report that that lovely bitch is Not. Fucking einladungskarten geburtstag herunterladen. Around. She gave me a shot of steroids in my hiney, and put me on a 12-day course of oral prednisone, and prescribed a huge tube (with refills!) of topical steroids, and gave me a 5-day scrip for hardcore rx antihistamines, the kind used to treat anxiety and induce sleep pro7 videosen. Considering the many contact dermatitis rashes I’ve suffered over the past ten years, I’m no stranger to any of this, but…no doctor has ever given me both a shot of steroids and an oral course tiptoi herunterladen. Dog bless that sweet, sweet woman.

Until I get back, I leave you with this Adam Sandler song from The Wedding Singer, which I’ve been playing on a mental loop whilst drifting in and out of consciousness all week herunterladen. Only, substitute “Mother Nature, poison ivy and juniper trees” for “Linda.”