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Monday, March 25th, 2013

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Exhibit A: The early Easter presents that arrived in the mail for me today! (Have I mentioned that I’m 34 years old?)

Not pictured is a set of mini pie molds, a couple of animal-themed mugs, and some adorable winter hats for the dogs. Pink and blue snowpeople! Dog clothes are, like, a given. They make excellent padding.

This Easter, we shall feast on pizza cones dripping with Daiya cheese, which we will wash down with mini apple pie bites. So stoked I can’t even!

When you find vegan Easter candy on etsy, only to click through and see that it’s actually soap.

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

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scenes from a vegan marriage

Thursday, March 24th, 2011

Hop (2011)

Shane (kidding, obvs): So, do you want to see Hop?

Me: Uh, no.

S: Why not? It’s about an Easter Bunny! Who craps vegan jelly beans!

Me: You don’t know that they’re vegan.

S: Sure they are, if he gives them to you freely.

Me: They’re only vegan jelly beans if he’s a herbivore. If he, say, ingests horse bones so that his body has gelatin with which to manufacture them, then they aren’t vegan.

(Pause.)

Me: I cannot believe that we’re discussing this.