Curse you, AquaNet!

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

“Do you really want to know why I’m doing all this goodwill, and why I’m an ambassador for Habitat for Humanity and why I gave a million to [Hurricane] Katrina? It’s because I feel guilty about the huge hole in the ozone layer my haircuts created. It’s my responsibility to right the wrongs of the Eighties.”

Bon Jovi circa 1986

– ’80s rawker Jon Bon Jovi, on his newfound greenness