2014 Real Book Challenge: September Roundup

Wednesday, October 1st, 2014

I read four whole “real” books this month powerpoint formen download kostenlos! I know, I know; so sad. But I was sick for the good part of two weeks, preoccupied with VeganMoFo, and doting on two foster dogs who were soon on their way home windows 7 32 bit iso kostenlos. Full plate, I had one. Still 11 books ahead of schedule though. 50 books, I will beat you yet. As in next month.

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  • The Underground Girls of Kabul: In Search of a Hidden Resistance in Afghanistan by Jenny Nordberg (2014); review coming soon
  • Swan Wreck by Casey Renee Kiser (2007); review coming soon
  • Zenia by J word 2013 herunterladen kostenlos. Gallagher (2014); review coming soon
  • Camp Utopia and the Forgiveness Diet by Jenny Ruden (2014); review coming soon


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  • Kelly G.’s Pancakes and Sausage ON A STICK!

    Tuesday, October 25th, 2011

    Like Jimmy Dean’s Pancakes & Sausage on a stick, but VEGAN! (So only slightly less horrifying than the original.)

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    3. Spray your canoe boat with cooking spray; be careful to get the surface areas as well as the canoe cavities, as the pancakes will puff up when they cook. Carefully pour the pancake batter into each cavity in turn, until each one is just under 3/4 full. Add the links: center each sausage in its cavity and then gently press down with a butter knife (or your fingers) until it’s submerged in pancake batter. If necessary, use the knife to spread the batter around and evenly cover each link in batter. If desired, sprinkle a bit of powdered sugar on top of each pancake sausage.

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    Optional: Sub in your own favorite pancake recipe in place of the Bisquick-based stuff.

    Full disclosure: When all was said and done, we only ended up making one chocolate chip pancake; instead of adding the chips to the batter, I threw a few into a single canoe cavity after I’d poured the batter. If you’re the experimental type, this is an easy way to try out different flavor combos.

    FWIW, Shane was a fan of the Chocolate Chip Pancakes and Sausage à la Jimmy Dean and ridiculed by Jon Stewart. To each his own, eh?

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    Saturday, November 20th, 2010

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  • Stephen’s Sound Advice: "Invest in Gold, Women and Sheep." Also: A wet pork contest!

    Sunday, December 20th, 2009

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    The Dangerous World of Butterflies: More dangerous for butterflies than for humans.

    Saturday, June 20th, 2009

    On Wednesday, journalist Peter Laufer appeared on The Daily Show in order to discuss his newest book, The Dangerous World of Butterflies: The Startling Subculture of Criminals, Collectors, and Conservationists pixlr herunterladen. While the material might seem rather lighthearted – especially in comparison to his previous subjects, which include neo-Nazism, illegal immigration and the Iraq war – the illegal butterfly trade is nothing to scoff at, as he explains:

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    Happiness is a ‘pumped and dumped’ gun.

    Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
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    Bob Woodruff on boiling humans.

    Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

    Journalist Bob Woodruff made an appearance on The Daily Show last night in order to promote his latest project, Earth 2100:


    I find it interesting that Stewart and Woodruff open the discussion with a clip of Earth 2100 that invokes the anecdote of the frog submerged in a pot of boiling water: namely, if you put a frog in a pot of water that’s already boiling, she’ll jump right out, having sensed the heat and danger download birthday parties for free. But if you place her in a pot of cold or lukewarm water and gradually raise the temperature, she’s none the wiser, and will remain in the deathtrap until she becomes frog soup download broadcasts from the zdf mediathek. In this metaphor, humans are the frogs, and the pot is earth.

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    While I can’t locate citations for these experiments, Wiki suggests that they’re more recent debunkings of “research” performed in the late 1800s (“research” on which the legend is apparently based).

    So, yeah, we boil frogs alive – or attempt to, anyway. And that’s not even the worst of it.

    Anyhow, back to Earth 2100.

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    The "right" to guzzle gas.

    Thursday, May 21st, 2009

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    In which the right wing celebrates an act of terrorism.

    Sunday, April 12th, 2009



    What I most love about these tea party protests – aside from their being an unintentional comedy goldmine – is that much of their support comes from the right wing: Republicans and conservatives, including Glenn Beck, Michelle Malkin, Sean Hannity (all of Faux News, really), Alan Keyes, and Missouri’s own Peter Kinder wetteronline kostenlos herunterladen. The same group of people who are quick to label acts of theft and property destruction acts of eco- or animal rights- terrorism are – wait for it – emulating an old-school protest which would most certainly qualify as an act of terror under their definition of the term herunterladen.

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    Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

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    Monday, January 26th, 2009

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